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Velouria



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:53 am    Post subject: Two Men in a Bar Reply with quote

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '65."
"This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '65, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?," he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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Molly



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:26 pm    Post subject: Your joke Reply with quote

Great! I loved this one! Keep posting.

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Peter O'James



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:35 pm    Post subject: Veloria Like Your Joke and Your Icon Reply with quote

Veloria - I like your joke and your Icon.

I might steal your icon and use it somewhere else. Hope that is ok.


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Velouria



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I don't mind. I don't even remember where I got it from anymore. Laughing But that's ok, you can use it if you want.
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